Flat Pat

Pat is flat.
And that’s that.
All of Pats friends are fat.
Pat was born to a couple of famished expats.
The fat pack won’t let Pat into their frat.
He tried to show them that he could scat; but on his face they spat.
Pat grows up resentful and becomes an autocrat.
Drat.
He implements new laws stat. Now everyone has to be flat.
And that’s that.

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Bram

Last seen in his apartment in his boxers eating pizza over the sink like a rat. Approach with caution.